No man born with a living soul can be working for the clampdown...

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Dear Tony Hawk,

Please surrender all royalties from your little videogame soundtrack album to Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, Nicky Headon, and the estate of Joe Strummer if you're going to continue using this shameless ripoff of the London Calling album cover.

Thank you and fuck you,
CJ Marsicano, lifelong Clash fan.